What I Would Like to See Tonight
October 2, 2008Everyone, their mother, and their racist preacher has an opinion as to what is going to go down tonight and what should go down tonight. Many on our side and pretty much every one on their side that Sarah is going to mess up. They also said that before her speech in Minnesota and we know how that went (awesome). Expectations are low, but here are some things I’d like to see
- at the open of the debate, Sarah pulls out a galley copy of the Age of Obama and congratulates Ifill on her book and say “it’s might good to clean my ass with.” She then turns to Biden and pulls out his book and says, “Yours ain’t bad the morning after a big Moose dinner.”
- No matter what she is asked, preface the answer by saying how hard it is to be the first attractive woman running for national office
- Talk about energy, energy, energy (Barack is a sexist) energy, energy, energy
- Call First Dude on stage and have him challenge Joe Biden to a drinking contest. Joe Biden accepts and it gets awesome
I would like to see that drinking contest between Joe Biden and the first dude! And, perhaps, a lovely encore performance of The Villages! Buddies-style, though.